Bandages - Jokes discussion at Filipino.ca

Please sponsor Filipino.ca by placing an ad

Quotes Events Calendar Forum Search Member Search Schemes Premium Membership

Click Here	Message format		Current location		Thread information
			Community Jokes Bandages		Last Activity 2010-09-08 5:18 AM 1 replies, 949 viewings Add to my Favorites Printer friendly version

Jump to page : 1 · Now viewing page 1 [25 messages per page]

^ Top

daddy_pinoy

Posts: 77

Joined: 2006-03-15
Location: Amsterdam / Netherlands

User Profile

Subject : Bandages
Posted : 2007-12-26 4:23 AM
Post #365669

A guy comes in a bar, both of his hands in bandages. He order a beer, than he ask the bartender "can you put the glass to my lips so i can drink?" The bartender helps him. Than when the glass is empty he ask for another one, and so on. After beer number 5 he ask the bartender "i have to pee, will you help me also with this?" OK the bartender escort him to the mens room. After, while the bartender closes the mans pants the bartender says "you have to see a doctor, your thing is covered with black and red spots, some are even bleeding" The man says "i was this morning visiting, and the doctor advised me not to touch it, thats why i was wrapping my hands in bandages!"

^ Top

zodiac

Posts: 3010

Joined: 2002-05-02
Location: Dublin, Ireland

User Profile

Subject : RE: Bandages
Posted : 2009-11-10 12:33 PM
Post #370993 - In reply to #365669

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tetano yan!

Jump to page : 1 · Now viewing page 1 [25 messages per page]

Legend			Action		Notification
Administrator Forum Moderator	Registered User Unregistered User		E-Mail this thread to a friend (un)/Freeze thread \|		Toggle e-mail notification


Debug mode: seconds to render page: 0.25 \| Oshawa, Canada Time: Wednesday, September 08, 2010 7:12:02 AM EST © 2001 - 2010 Web Design by Deer Creek. All rights reserved. Advertise with Us \| Premium Membership \| Stats \| Rules \| About \| Links \| The Team